Sat at the Vine in Norwich. It’s like someone has turned the surreal dial up to eleven.
… but there you go.
What the fark happened to the word “please”?
That’s farking it.
It’s been a bugbear of mine since “Friends” was on UK telly, but people saying
“Can I get a [insert something normal here]”
Just need bloody birching.
Fark off you pseudo-american-chav-faux-posh-brainless-twats
A half of lemonade and a glass of soda please.
That will be fark all please
Oh. Can we have separate bills?
This is why people are murdered.